GOLDEN SIGIL
CODENAME: Yellow Blend
Encoded with ANCIENT SYMBOLS visible only under specific wavelengths of light. Each batch is BLESSED by our resident conspiracy theorist!
This product is currently in development. Join our mailing list to be notified when it becomes available.
For authorized personnel only. Not intended for government agents, lizard people, or those who still believe the Earth is round.
FIELD INTELLIGENCE
EFFECTS:
- Mood Enhancement
- Social Fluidity
- Creative Flow
- Subtle Energy
HARVEST LOCATION:
UNDISCLOSED (Southeast Asian Lowlands)
ALKALOID CONTENT:
CLASSIFIED DOSSIER
Golden Sigil is our rare yellow vein Kratom, processed using a secret technique that involves exposing the leaves to specific light frequencies during the drying process. This method was discovered in ancient manuscripts that our founder found in a dusty corner of a library that mysteriously disappeared the next day.
Each batch of Golden Sigil is blessed by our resident conspiracy theorist, who inscribes ancient symbols into the storage containers using a special ink that's only visible under specific wavelengths of light. These symbols allegedly enhance the leaf's natural properties, though we can neither confirm nor deny their efficacy (but our customers swear by it). The resulting product offers a unique balance of mood enhancement and subtle energy that's perfect for social situations or creative endeavors.
"THE TRUTH IS IN THE LEAF" - Ancient Proverb (that we just made up)
