MIDNIGHT PROTOCOL
CODENAME: Red/Green Blend
Harvested only during the WITCHING HOUR when the veil between worlds is thinnest. May cause users to speak in ANCIENT TONGUES!
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For authorized personnel only. Not intended for government agents, lizard people, or those who still believe the Earth is round.
FIELD INTELLIGENCE
EFFECTS:
- Deep Relaxation
- Profound Introspection
- Dream Enhancement
- Evening Ritual
HARVEST LOCATION:
NOCTURNAL FIELDS (Undisclosed Location)
ALKALOID CONTENT:
CLASSIFIED DOSSIER
Midnight Protocol is our most enigmatic red strain, harvested exclusively during the witching hour (3:00 AM) when the veil between worlds is at its thinnest. Our harvesters work in complete darkness, guided only by the light of the stars and their intuitive connection to the plants.
The unique harvesting time allegedly allows the leaves to absorb cosmic energies that enhance their natural properties. Users report profound states of relaxation and introspection, with some claiming to have experienced vivid dreams or insights that seem to come from beyond ordinary consciousness. A small percentage of users have reported spontaneously uttering phrases in languages they don't speak (though our research suggests this is more likely sleep talking than actual ancient tongues).
"THE TRUTH IS IN THE LEAF" - Ancient Proverb (that we just made up)
