SCARLET OMEN
CODENAME: Red Blend
Harvested under the BLOOD MOON by our secret agents. The government DOESN'T WANT YOU to experience this level of relaxation!
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For authorized personnel only. Not intended for government agents, lizard people, or those who still believe the Earth is round.
FIELD INTELLIGENCE
EFFECTS:
- Deep Relaxation
- Comfort Enhancement
- Evening Tranquility
- Contemplative States
HARVEST LOCATION:
CLASSIFIED (Borneo Region)
ALKALOID CONTENT:
CLASSIFIED DOSSIER
Scarlet Omen is our premium red vein Kratom, sourced from the deepest regions of Borneo where government satellites cannot penetrate the canopy. Each batch is harvested only during the blood moon by our network of botanical insurgents who risk everything to bring you this forbidden leaf.
The unique alkaloid profile of Scarlet Omen has been DELIBERATELY SUPPRESSED by mainstream botanical corporations because they fear its power to induce states of profound relaxation and comfort. Our operatives have documented users experiencing enhanced evening tranquility, deep contemplative states, and a sense of well-being that THE ESTABLISHMENT doesn't want you to access.
"THE TRUTH IS IN THE LEAF" - Ancient Proverb (that we just made up)
